overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)


(Source: brokegifs)


grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.


(Source: 1jps)


skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens


neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

image

(Source: neatpotatoes)


(Source: piplump)


nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

f*cking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

f*cking beautiful

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)


(Source: theothermayor)


(Source: thehardkandy)


ezrugh:

dustinaksland:

The day my Pentax 67 died.
Ezra Koenig, New York City, 2013
Outtake from Esquire shoot.

YES

ezrugh:

dustinaksland:

The day my Pentax 67 died.

Ezra Koenig, New York City, 2013

Outtake from Esquire shoot.

YES


molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped