I love how Aggrons cry is literally just a train horn
Choo choo motherfuckers
A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.
Happy birthday to Vera Rubin! The pioneering astronomer turns 86 today.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance
fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time
Justin how is that fact fun at all
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing