tokomon:

it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

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stopscreamingwhyareyouscreaming:

I love how Aggrons cry is literally just a train horn

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Choo choo motherfuckers




A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

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amnhnyc:

Happy birthday to Vera Rubin! The pioneering astronomer turns 86 today. 

Learn about her career and contribution to the discovery of dark matter in this profile, and in our Dark Matter explainer video


cool ass dog memes


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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.


flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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cotton eye joe was the song of the century

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reallylameblog:

anyone who tells you otherwise probably sucks at doing the dance

fun fact: ive listened to this song while i jacked off to hentai one time

Justin how is that fact fun at all


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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing